Haiti needs… solar-powered Bibles?

This is a sterling example of how religion screws your priorities. While everyone else is buying food and water and medicine and rescue equipment and cramming them into every spare corner of aircraft heading to Haiti, these bozos are sending solar-powered Bible bellowers… because when your homes and family and friends have been crushed and shattered by what insurance companies like to call an Act of God, what you really want is a box shouting “digital-quality” Bible verses at you.

The 600 already sent won’t suffice, either. “There is an immediate need for 3000 more Proclaimers.” In other news, thousands of fish have no bicycles.

Just in case it wasn’t clear how clueless these people are, note that they are under the impression that “The Proclaimer is self-powered and can play the Bible in the jungle, desert or … even on the moon!” Apparently the sound of the Word carries even in a vacuum. Miraculous, no?


~ by B.T. Murtagh on January 19, 2010.

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